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Australians- why are they here?

27 January, 2007

Aussie 

Today is Australia Day. Tonight there will be a huge amount of drunken Australians celebrating in this city, this what I think about them:

1. They see their homeland as some kind of utopia. If home is so perfect, then why are they HERE??

2. They have a collective gang mentality that sees them mix only with their own and contribute nothing to the wider community, adopting the very worst aspects of the /brits abroad’ mentality.

3. They label the English as pommie whingers when in fact they are the most whiney, one-eyed set of bad losers (and winners) in the galaxy.

PS Paradoxically, I do actually like some Aussies (Sorry Nick, if you are reading this!)

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